As seen on TV

Did anyone watch anything interesting on telly last night? Maybe you sat down with a hot cup of cocoa  and watched the political heated rankles of “Question time”, or maybe a film, a romantic comedy perhaps, or maybe something a little more risque, a little more interesting. Maybe you watched something about sex, maybe you thought you’d learn something along the way, maybe you thought you’d watch “Joy of Teen Sex” and see if the kids of today are doing anything erotically different to those of previous generations. Maybe you did learn something. Maybe you learnt that some people pay an awful lot of money to have a sex dungeon installed in their London flat, maybe you learnt that there were many sexual positions you can use  in your sexual repertoire with adding an ordinary dining chair, maybe you learnt more about gay sex, or about girls worried about peer pressure forcing them to lose their virginity before they’re ready to do so. Maybe you learnt about some girls deciding to perk up their sex life a bit by visiting a sex shop, and you saw them inspecting the paddles and trying on some basques.  Maybe you noticed how one of the girls was more involved in liking the basque she tried on as she had bigger boobs than the other two, and she obviously felt really sexy finding she had more curves with it all pushed in, and out, in all the right sort of places.

But, I bet there was something you didn’t see.

I bet you didn’t notice what was in the background, and why should you, when there were three attractive young girls trying on basques, and revealing more of their feminine charms.

I bet you switched over later on, to another channel and thought nothing more about that particular scene.

But, I didn’t.

Cos I knew what was in that scene, I wasn’t paying much attention to those three girls.

Because I knew where they were, and I knew what day they were there, and I knew the exact same spot they were standing on.

Because I stood on that exact same spot an hour after they had done.

And the reason? Not because I wanted to see them, or even knew they had been standing there, no, it was because I’d gone to collect something personal, of mine, from that place.

Because the shop was Sh! in Hoxton, and it was the day I had gone to collect my paintings, which were hanging quite clearly behind the three little maids all in a row.

Yay! My artwork has been on the telly!!!

I've been an artist all of my life, and my paintings now hang on walls in Europe, USA and Canada. I'm working on getting them on the other continents! My wide range of artwork has been exhibited nearer to home in the East Midlands, with the Guild of Erotic Artists at Beaumont Hall Studios in Hertfordshire, and at "Erotica", Olympia, London. I have also been featured alongside my work in the Guild of Erotic Artists book (volume 2). I love to create dramatic interest in my pictures, whether it’s to paint an unusual landscape, or just to utilise dramatic lighting in my figure drawings or strong colour in my animal portraits. Delighting in the spontaneous tendencies of watercolour adds an interesting and distinctive look to my paintings, some of which are purposefully ambiguous, enabling the viewer to use their own interpretation of my artwork. I also love to hide images, and humour within my paintings, whether it’s a secret message, or an erotic couple hidden within a landscape, or even an erotic landscape where the couple are camouflaged as the features of the land itself. I am equally happy painting in oils, acrylics or watercolours and love to draw with pencil or ink. I have also developed the very effective method of drawing using white pencil on black card which creates dramatic pictures by just picking out where the light catches the body and leaving the rest of the image to the imagination, in darkness. I can also utilise many different styles, whether it is realistic, abstract, surrealistic, erotic, fantasy or camouflage art where something is hidden within the painting. I'm just passionate about my art, whatever I paint! But, it doesn't matter how many landscapes or pet portraits I paint, its always the erotic stuff that people are interested in! I started blogging to share some of the strange conversations I have with the people I meet. But its evolved into far more than that now.

Comments (4)

  1. Hardin Reddy
    Nov 25, 2011

    Every little bit of publicity helps! Not just the business, but the ego. 🙂

  2. Nov 26, 2011

    Wahey, that’s excellent, Jackie, more power to your elbow! :oD

    • Nov 28, 2011

      Marian – Thankyou! And to yours, you know as much as I do how important it is!

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