Competition – spot the naughtiness!

Right then, here it is – the erotic abstract I’ve been working on, unveiled at last.

It looks like an abstract. That’s because it IS an abstract. Tee hee….
But, it is an erotic abstract. So that means that there’s more to look at. Far more.
I have purposefully hidden the erotic aspect so that those who don’t know, will only look at it and see brightly coloured shapes. But there are still a lot of the original lines and shapes within the picture that are showing the true image. I think I’ve made a good job of hiding the image, but I’d like to put it to the test. So, I will have a little bet with you, a little wager, to see if I am right.

All you have to do is answer these 10 little questions here:

1. How many people are in the picture?
2. How many men are in the picture?
3. How many women are in the picture?
4. How many hands are in the picture?
5. How many breasts are in the picture?
6. How many fannies are in the picture?
7. How many cocks are in the picture?
8. How many bums are in the picture?
9. What is the red shape at the top left hand side?
10. What is the red shape directly in the middle of the picture?

The prize is one of my paintings. It’s this one here – and is entitled “Kiss” – It’s 15 x 11 inches on block canvas and it is valued at £320. Everyone I know who’s seen it loves this painting, as it’s fun and sexy, but you can hang it on your wall and its acceptably erotic so even your granny wouldn’t be upset by it! And it will go to the first person who can correctly answer the above questions, either by an email directly to me at [email protected] or as a blog comment below. The competition deadline is midnight Sunday 6th February 2011. So, you’ve got a few days to study it…….

And just to get you started off, because I’m kind, one of the answers is given in a previous blog post earlier this year……..

I've been an artist all of my life, and my paintings now hang on walls in Europe, USA and Canada. I'm working on getting them on the other continents! My wide range of artwork has been exhibited nearer to home in the East Midlands, with the Guild of Erotic Artists at Beaumont Hall Studios in Hertfordshire, and at "Erotica", Olympia, London. I have also been featured alongside my work in the Guild of Erotic Artists book (volume 2). I love to create dramatic interest in my pictures, whether it’s to paint an unusual landscape, or just to utilise dramatic lighting in my figure drawings or strong colour in my animal portraits. Delighting in the spontaneous tendencies of watercolour adds an interesting and distinctive look to my paintings, some of which are purposefully ambiguous, enabling the viewer to use their own interpretation of my artwork. I also love to hide images, and humour within my paintings, whether it’s a secret message, or an erotic couple hidden within a landscape, or even an erotic landscape where the couple are camouflaged as the features of the land itself. I am equally happy painting in oils, acrylics or watercolours and love to draw with pencil or ink. I have also developed the very effective method of drawing using white pencil on black card which creates dramatic pictures by just picking out where the light catches the body and leaving the rest of the image to the imagination, in darkness. I can also utilise many different styles, whether it is realistic, abstract, surrealistic, erotic, fantasy or camouflage art where something is hidden within the painting. I'm just passionate about my art, whatever I paint! But, it doesn't matter how many landscapes or pet portraits I paint, its always the erotic stuff that people are interested in! I started blogging to share some of the strange conversations I have with the people I meet. But its evolved into far more than that now.

One Comment

  1. Xanthropy
    Feb 6, 2011

    Hi Jackie,

    Here are some answers to your intriguing competition.

    1. 2
    2. 1
    3. 1
    4. 3
    5. 1
    6. 0
    7. 1
    8. 2
    9. A candle
    10. A vase

    Hope I win!!!


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