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Whose fanny is THAT?

Its not often that I talk about actual sales of paintings, I talk about painting them, I talk about commissions, and I talk about exhibitions. And whereas I love painting, I also love selling my work too. And, is often the way with art and being an artist, you never actually know where a sale is going to come from, or when, or how or who with. And there can be large gaps in between, and then, there is what I refer to as the “batch theory” – in that there will be a batch of nothing happening, followed by a batch of lots of things happening altogether. This has indeed been the case recently – Sweat shop sissy wanted to commission a fanny painting, that became Queynte 14, but as well as that someone else wanted to buy her Queynte – I’m not going to say who it is, or which number Queynte it is, as the whCheck Spellingole point of them is their anonymity. So, it was the case that I found myself wrapping two Queyntes this week to be posted off to their respective buyers. And that made me VERY VERY wary. Because………… I am careful to keep a note of who has contacted me to say they want their fanny painting, and then some of them will send me photos (some still haven’t done yet – but are planning on doing at some point), some of the Queyntes have been painted and some haven’t yet, and some of the women who have participated I only know by their blogger name, not their real name, but some I know by their real name too! So, whilst checking on the Queyntes in question that I’m posting out this week, I knew which one belonged to Sweat shop sissy, because I’ve only finished it this week, but the other one, I double checked and checked again, that the name of the real person who had contacted me matched the blogger name that matched the Queynte number before I wrapped it. Because I don’t write the name of the person on the back of the painting, only the number. And I made DAMN sure that I DIDN’T wrap the two Queyntes together, then write the addresses on them – as one was going to Canada, and the other to an address in this country, as…………….can you imagine it……………picture the scene………………….. Two women……..in totally separate countries……………….divided by a large Atlantic ocean…………….arrive home……………. to find the post man has been…………………… has delivered the exciting artwork that they’ve been waiting for……………. as they smile to themselves………………… and reach for a pair of scissors…………………. as they cut open the paper………………… as they open the package…………….. as they reveal…………….. the painting……………and hold it up infront of them………… and look at it for a long minute……………………………… before saying……………………………. WHO THE FUCKS FANNY IS THAT??? COS IT SURE AS HELL ISN’T MINNNNNNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOOHHH…. NO. I can’t have that happening, can I ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

6 thoughts on “Whose fanny is THAT?”

  1. I can certainly see how sending the wrong painting to the wrong person would cause a huge problem, as well as some potential embarrassment for all concerned!

    Having said that though, in a few years time it would be another funny story for you to share with people, even if it would be at your expense this time.

  2. Jackie Adshead

    Mmm…. I wrote it now as a funny story of mistaken identity, but I strive to make sure it’s one that never happens!

  3. “O.M.G!”… yeah that would be slightly awkward… but I’d be laughin my f*ckin head till next Christmas if it did happen… He He.. 😉

  4. Jacie,
    Just wanted to let you know that the framer opened the box today and we got the watercolor, thank you 🙂

  5. Jackie Adshead

    Loving Annie – Good, glad its arrived safely with you, thankyou for letting me know.

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