Plumbing jobs

I’ve just had the plumber around for a small but annoying plumbing job, he made a comment about one of the drawings I have on my bathroom wall, since it was sexual, and I’d done it. He knows full well I do erotic art. He laughed, shook his head and asked if I’d got any other pictures that weren’t of blow jobs. Sure I have! and showed him some more erotic art. He laughed again and said if I could find someone to give him a blowjob he’d come and pose for me. “Ok” I said, “Are you serious?” “No, I’m not!”, he said quite emphatically. Then……. just as he was leaving he said….. “This woman, who’d give me a blow job, is she nice, how old is she? or is it a man?” I laughed and said I could find him all three if he wanted – a man, if that was his choice, or a woman? Then I said he was a tart as I bet if I said the woman was in her fifties, overweight and had no teeth he’d say no. “Oh, I don’t mind the no teeth bit” he said laughing again. “But”, I said, “If I was to tell you she was eighteen, blonde and gorgeous, you’ll be interested!” He replied “If you can find anyone like that I’ll pose for you, every week, for a year!!!” ……….. So, it looks like I’ve got a new model, anyone interested in joining him??

I've been an artist all of my life, and my paintings now hang on walls in Europe, USA and Canada. I'm working on getting them on the other continents! My wide range of artwork has been exhibited nearer to home in the East Midlands, with the Guild of Erotic Artists at Beaumont Hall Studios in Hertfordshire, and at "Erotica", Olympia, London. I have also been featured alongside my work in the Guild of Erotic Artists book (volume 2). I love to create dramatic interest in my pictures, whether it’s to paint an unusual landscape, or just to utilise dramatic lighting in my figure drawings or strong colour in my animal portraits. Delighting in the spontaneous tendencies of watercolour adds an interesting and distinctive look to my paintings, some of which are purposefully ambiguous, enabling the viewer to use their own interpretation of my artwork. I also love to hide images, and humour within my paintings, whether it’s a secret message, or an erotic couple hidden within a landscape, or even an erotic landscape where the couple are camouflaged as the features of the land itself. I am equally happy painting in oils, acrylics or watercolours and love to draw with pencil or ink. I have also developed the very effective method of drawing using white pencil on black card which creates dramatic pictures by just picking out where the light catches the body and leaving the rest of the image to the imagination, in darkness. I can also utilise many different styles, whether it is realistic, abstract, surrealistic, erotic, fantasy or camouflage art where something is hidden within the painting. I'm just passionate about my art, whatever I paint! But, it doesn't matter how many landscapes or pet portraits I paint, its always the erotic stuff that people are interested in! I started blogging to share some of the strange conversations I have with the people I meet. But its evolved into far more than that now.

Comments (8)

  1. Sage
    Jul 30, 2007

    Well, it all depends on what he looks like…oh yes, and then there is that pond that I need to cross. 🙂

  2. Jackie Adshead
    Jul 30, 2007

    Sage – he’s early 30’s, just over six foot, nicely built, nice face. I’ll take that as a yes then, if we can work around the logistics?!

  3. hornymaleuk
    Jul 30, 2007

    Not me!!!

  4. Vi vi vi vooom!!!!!!!!
    Jul 30, 2007

    Now JACKIE!!!!

    Didn’t you just say to me the other day you’d paint me licking a guys willie with vodka, and I said if you supplied the willie and it had to be attached to a cute guy?

    Your description of him sounds right up my alley!!!

  5. Freddy
    Jul 31, 2007

    Your post implies that you have difficulty in finding models willing to undergo the misery of being fellated by an attractive female.
    Have you tried putting a card in the newsagents window?

  6. Jackie Adshead
    Jul 31, 2007

    Hornymaleuk – why not?

  7. Jackie Adshead
    Jul 31, 2007

    Vi – yeh, that’s right, I did say JUST that!!!!!It must be serendipity!!!! You’re made for each other in Vodka Heaven!

  8. Jackie Adshead
    Jul 31, 2007

    Freddy – I know, its a tough job. But every so often I find a model willing to undergo the erotic hardships I require of them.

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