I’ve just had the plumber around for a small but annoying plumbing job, he made a comment about one of the drawings I have on my bathroom wall, since it was sexual, and I’d done it. He knows full well I do erotic art. He laughed, shook his head and asked if I’d got any other pictures that weren’t of blow jobs. Sure I have! and showed him some more erotic art. He laughed again and said if I could find someone to give him a blowjob he’d come and pose for me. “Ok” I said, “Are you serious?” “No, I’m not!”, he said quite emphatically. Then……. just as he was leaving he said….. “This woman, who’d give me a blow job, is she nice, how old is she? or is it a man?” I laughed and said I could find him all three if he wanted – a man, if that was his choice, or a woman? Then I said he was a tart as I bet if I said the woman was in her fifties, overweight and had no teeth he’d say no. “Oh, I don’t mind the no teeth bit” he said laughing again. “But”, I said, “If I was to tell you she was eighteen, blonde and gorgeous, you’ll be interested!” He replied “If you can find anyone like that I’ll pose for you, every week, for a year!!!” ……….. So, it looks like I’ve got a new model, anyone interested in joining him??