No I don’t get it either

No I don’t get it either

Its not often I criticise another artists work, but I think on this occasion I’ll make an exception.

Last night I sat down to watch a film about someone who is hailed as one of the greatest living artists, the fact that I hadn’t heard of him was a surprise but then the world of art is a massive one, and there are lots of artists I don’t know much about. But I am always happy to learn.

The film was in German with English subtitles, and showed the not one, but two, assistants to the great artist who were carefully squeezing paint through muslin cloths to get rid of all the lumps in it ready for the artist to use. They were also cataloguing his work for forthcoming exhibitions at the Tate Modern in London, as well as New York and Paris. The film went on to show the artist at the opening of his exhibition in Cologne, and his reticence at talking to his fans, as well as the adoration of the media.  Ok, I was intrigued……. and even more so when the paintings that were being catalogued were being shown, because, and this was the massive surprise for me, there was not ONE of them that I liked. The pictures had no redeeming qualities for me, they didn’t have any subject matter that was appealing, they didn’t have a strong use of colour that I liked, they just seemed to be badly painted, and badly chosen subjects somehow.

So, what am I missing I wondered….

And then, we were shown the abstracts, which I liked the best, not that they depicted anything in any way, they were just brightly coloured large canvas’s. The film then followed the artist creating his artwork. And, this is the best bit! – he painted TWO at the same time. Both large canvas’s – probably six feet square, and both hung within ten feet of each other in the white walled studio. And he started by daubing on large patches of colour – zinging yellow, bright blue, and a dull red, one painting, then the other. His next stage was to get a five foot length of clear acrylic with a handle running the length of it, smear paint along the whole of it and apply it to the canvas, pulling it down over the paint, and making smears in horizontal and vertical patterns. He worked on one canvas, and then on the other, creating the pictures at the same time. The interviewer asked him what was in his mind, and he replied that nothing was. At ANY one point you could say that the painting was finished, because it was no different at any one time, than the next, it was jsut brightly coloured smears of paint on the canvas. And as the pictures progressed they didn’t look any better, or worse, than they had before, since there was no point when you could say that it was done. There was no attempt at making a picture out of it by adding an urban skyline, or figures, or boats, or any recognisable image. And when the interviewer asked for more insight into his work, his replies were gobbledygook art talk, that even I don’t understand, and I’m an artist! And then the artist said that he felt uncomfortable with the camera watching, and stopped work. A bit later on another of the duller abstracts that I quite liked was painted over in white, using the smearing acyrlic strip again to make the marks.

My fella and I sat watching all of this, and he said quietly “I don’t get this” and I nodded, fascinated with the screen, and said ” You know what, neither do I!” And summed it up as *Emperors new clothes art* (otherwise known as Bull Shit Art). The way that I describe work that ANYONE can do, that seems to have no artistic ability, although it has technical ability that anyone can master. We switched it off at that point, since neither of us could stand watching it any more.

Today, looking on the Internet, I find that  Gerhard Richter sells his artwork for millions of dollars, and think that the art world is a strange place when art that can be made on a conveyor basis gets such credibility when there are many starving artists out there with good artistic ability who don’t get a look in.

When I am painting a picture, and I do abstracts as well as realistic art, I HAVE to fully concentrate on tQueynte 6 (2)hat ONE painting, because that’s how a painting is created – by looking at the shapes, and the colours, and the tones, and the lines, and the focal point, and the message, and the emotion in that ONE image, and making valued decisions on it, and focusing on that one thing. I like to work on one picture at a time, because I put all my motivation and momentum into it. And I always say that no matter how much painting you put into a picture, it is only one tenth of the thought process that goes into it. And to illustrate, here is one to make the point – you can see the rest of my Fantasy Fannies abstracts in their own beautiful Queynte Gallery here

To paint two pictures at the same time, is just pattern making, not picture making.

I've been an artist all of my life, and my paintings now hang on walls in Europe, USA and Canada. I'm working on getting them on the other continents! My wide range of artwork has been exhibited nearer to home in the East Midlands, with the Guild of Erotic Artists at Beaumont Hall Studios in Hertfordshire, and at "Erotica", Olympia, London. I have also been featured alongside my work in the Guild of Erotic Artists book (volume 2). I love to create dramatic interest in my pictures, whether it’s to paint an unusual landscape, or just to utilise dramatic lighting in my figure drawings or strong colour in my animal portraits. Delighting in the spontaneous tendencies of watercolour adds an interesting and distinctive look to my paintings, some of which are purposefully ambiguous, enabling the viewer to use their own interpretation of my artwork. I also love to hide images, and humour within my paintings, whether it’s a secret message, or an erotic couple hidden within a landscape, or even an erotic landscape where the couple are camouflaged as the features of the land itself. I am equally happy painting in oils, acrylics or watercolours and love to draw with pencil or ink. I have also developed the very effective method of drawing using white pencil on black card which creates dramatic pictures by just picking out where the light catches the body and leaving the rest of the image to the imagination, in darkness. I can also utilise many different styles, whether it is realistic, abstract, surrealistic, erotic, fantasy or camouflage art where something is hidden within the painting. I'm just passionate about my art, whatever I paint! But, it doesn't matter how many landscapes or pet portraits I paint, its always the erotic stuff that people are interested in! I started blogging to share some of the strange conversations I have with the people I meet. But its evolved into far more than that now.

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