My car insurance is due soonish, and because of that I’m getting extra emails from companies I am not in the slightest bit interested in offering me a better deal than I already have, which is quite amazing when they don’t actually know what I’m paying for my car insurance, or who its with. But I can save up to Â£261 apparently. Amazing. But I notice those little words “up to” and know it could be ooh, Â£1 they actually mean.
I am perfectly happy with the quote I’ve had, but like anyone else am interested in saving money, why wouldn’t I be?
So, last week when I got a call from a well known company who are connected with cars, but not necessarily someone I would consider buying car insurance from, I thought I’d find out if it was likely that they could save me some money like they were promising …..
“How long will this take?” I asked the woman at the other end of the phone.
“Between five and ten minutes” she said.
“Oh, lets make it the five”, I said, knowing how busyÂ I was.
“Ok, Name? Address? Date of birth? Car? Have you changed anything on the car? How long have you had the car? (what difference does that make?!) How many miles do you do in it? have you had any accidents in the last ten years? What were they? What happened? Â Whose fault was it? Do you want anyone else on the car insurance? What are their names? What is their date of birth? What is the other drivers occupation? (Why??!!!!) Have they always lived in England? And if not where did they live? And when did they come back? So, are they English? (Yes, they were born in England, they have an English passport, they are English) But if they lived abroad they can’t be English she told me so we had a stupid disagreement on that one, since that was nonsense on her part. We got over that one, and she asked me what my job is – “Artist”, I said. She asked me where I worked and I said at home.Â Then she wanted to know if I went to see clients, and my reply was “Sometimes, it depends” Well, do youÂ expect to go to see clients this coming year? I don’t know, it depends. Will they beÂ far away? I don’t know, it depends. How many do you expect to see? I don’t know, it depends! How many did you see last year? Not many, but that wasn’t a typical year. I sighed, and said “You’re not self employed are you?” silence at herÂ end. And I tried, I reallyÂ did, Â to explain, that I don’t always know where I’m going to get work from, or where it will take me, or if all my clients will come to my house, or if I will do an art exhibition somewhere else in the country, or world, or how the artwork would be taken if I did (and its on separate art insurance anyway, either way!), I never know, because I’m self employed, and that’s how it works. But I’m pretty sure she was thinking “Silly bitch!” at her end…….
Fifteen minutes later, and much frustration on my part since my answers didn’t fit her questions, she went away to find my quote, which was well over Â£300 more than the price I’ve already got. “Too much!!” I said. “How much is your other one?” she asked. “None of your business, it doesn’t matter what the other quote is, just that your Â price is well out, and if I tell you you’ll just match it, you’ve got to do better than that!”. “Ok then”, she said and dropped it by Â£210. Just like that. “Still TOOOO much” I said, and almostÂ said “That’s taking the piss!” but managed not to, well, not out loud.