Who’s got the most beautiful fanny

Who’s got the most beautiful fanny

I happened to be in Quorn this week on a day out to celebrate my birthday. I had only decided last minute the night before that it might be a nice place to visit for the day since I had never been there before, and its not far from where I live. My man and I headed off in bright sunshine, found a place to park, and the minute I got out of the car, a woman called my name “Jackie! Do you remember me?” and came over to say hello and chat. I did remember her, she had bought some erotic artwork from me in the past, although I hadn’t seen her for seven years or so since she had moved from the area. But now she was back, and had only been back four weeks. And it transpired had been looking at my website only three days beforehand.. since she wanted some erotic art doing for a new business venture she was starting up. How weird!! We both thought! That of all the places to meet, it was a car park three days after she was thinking of me, after seven years of not seeing each other, and it being a place I have no connection with. Really weird!!

We caught up with each others news in the time we hadn’t been in touch, and she talked in detail of the business she wants to start up, and the ideas she had regarding it, and of the images she wanted me to paint for her company logo….

But we both knew that the carpark wasn’t the ideal place to have the conversation, so agreed that she would come to my house the following morning to have a proper discussion about her ideas so that I could ascertain exactly and succinctly what artwork she wants from me.

She arrived bright and breezy the following day, and over coffee we discussed her business venture. And as she talked I could see exactly what she was aiming for, and wanted to achieve, and how it would benefit women in general, and loved her ideas.

It all made perfect sense to me.

And as she talked, I found myself nodding, and agreeing, and adding my comments where I felt I could help her. She listened to my ideas, and could see that I had a lot to add to hers. We could both see that my expertise veered in a slightly different direction, but was one that would mutually aide hers too.

The meeting went on for four hours, we had so much to chat about.

And as it started to come to an end, I started to write my notes for the two pieces of artwork she wants me to do for her. They are similar, and yet different.

A joint venture, and yet differing in style.

One will be bright in colour.

One will be in one prominent colour, with an added colour to set it off.

And they are based on a style of artwork I have done before, and which she loves.

But they will be more subtle than that.

So it will be something that I am familiar with, and yet taking them to a different level to how they have been depicted before.

They are fannies.

And will be based on, but better than, the Fantasy Fannies that I have done in the past.

More beautiful, more subtle, more gorgeous.

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I've been an artist all of my life, and my paintings now hang on walls in Europe, USA and Canada. I'm working on getting them on the other continents! My wide range of artwork has been exhibited nearer to home in the East Midlands, with the Guild of Erotic Artists at Beaumont Hall Studios in Hertfordshire, and at "Erotica", Olympia, London. I have also been featured alongside my work in the Guild of Erotic Artists book (volume 2). I love to create dramatic interest in my pictures, whether it’s to paint an unusual landscape, or just to utilise dramatic lighting in my figure drawings or strong colour in my animal portraits. Delighting in the spontaneous tendencies of watercolour adds an interesting and distinctive look to my paintings, some of which are purposefully ambiguous, enabling the viewer to use their own interpretation of my artwork. I also love to hide images, and humour within my paintings, whether it’s a secret message, or an erotic couple hidden within a landscape, or even an erotic landscape where the couple are camouflaged as the features of the land itself. I am equally happy painting in oils, acrylics or watercolours and love to draw with pencil or ink. I have also developed the very effective method of drawing using white pencil on black card which creates dramatic pictures by just picking out where the light catches the body and leaving the rest of the image to the imagination, in darkness. I can also utilise many different styles, whether it is realistic, abstract, surrealistic, erotic, fantasy or camouflage art where something is hidden within the painting. I'm just passionate about my art, whatever I paint! But, it doesn't matter how many landscapes or pet portraits I paint, its always the erotic stuff that people are interested in! I started blogging to share some of the strange conversations I have with the people I meet. But its evolved into far more than that now.

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