55 ways to tell if you’re an artist

55 ways to tell if you’re an artist

55 ways to tell if you’re an artist…….   1. You know the difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, almond, and eggshell. 2. You’ve ever considered framing your palette instead of the painting. 3. You notice the burnt sienna  in the background of the Playboy centrefold. 4. You’ve ever cleaned your fingernails with a palette knife. […]

Tell me your most erotic fantasies I really need to know

Tell me your most erotic fantasies I really need to know

As an erotic artist I have various skills and talents that are imperative (big word!) for my particular paint daubed vocation. I am a good artist (that helps!) I am a good listener. I have immense experience of painting diverse pictures for people. I like people. And am interested in them. But I have to ask of them something that they don’t […]

Learning the value of art

Learning the value of art

When I do pictures for people, I don’t always know their standard of art. That probably sounds a bit strange, but I know that some people totally understand art and have good taste in it, and some have somewhat suspect choices in art that I keep my mouth shut over when I set eyes on it, […]

Pick n mix em up

A guy I know knows that I am an artist, and has seen my erotic artwork already hanging on someone else’s wall. When I saw him last week we got into a conversation about the art of Jack Vettriano as we’re both big fans of his work. I explained to him that Vettriano’s work is erotic even though all […]